Sonic Attack

I have avoided Sonic the Hedgehog for as long as possible – mainly because I have never played the game and have absolutely no idea what the excitement is all about. That is probably more of an indictment of my age rather than the game – though I would still love someone to explain the draw.

But now I am forced to write about Sonic and the Sega empire that spawned him (is Sonic male?) because they have managed to get a splash in the Daily Mail today. Which I only know thanks to the wonders of Google alerts.

The story?

“Dramatic decline of one of the nation’s favourite creatures: 300,000 fewer hedgehogs in Britain than a decade ago”

And it goes on to say some very important things about the decline in hedgehog numbers, how the data is gathered – through the rather unpalatable mechanism of counting road kill – and brings in ideas of intensive farming being one of the key problems for rural hedgehogs. All good stuff.

So why am I grumpy?

Well that is the story really. It is a story of how the PR industry ‘use and abuse’ on behalf of their clients. It is a story riddled with self-indulgent moaning about the hard lot of a freelance writer who keeps getting drawn into doing the work for people who are being paid each and every month – even when they make such absurd mistakes as has been done in this instance. But mostly it is a story that asks the big question … what numpty put those hedgehogs in the picture?

Back in September I got a message from Sega’s PR company, Mischief PR. They wanted help in the run up to the launch of their new game and they wrote to all sorts of hedgehog related groups around the country. A few were passed on to me – and more than once, promises were made, e.g. “We would make a donation to the UIST Hedgehog Rescue for your involvement and would also be mentioning the charity in our press materials, so aiming to raise awareness of the work you guys do! It is designed to be a fun event, but also ones that highlights the serious nature of your charity.”

There were looking for the most dangerous road crossing in the UK for hedgehogs, they wanted quotes on the numbers of hedgehogs killed on the roads and they wanted a supply of hedgehogs to pose for a photo-shoot.

Given that this was done with the promise of publicity and money for the BHPS – of whom I am a trustee – I decided to invest quite some time and managed to find them a suitable place, some hedgehogs and plenty of facts about the state of hedgehogs.

I asked if I could come to the photo shoot – as by now they were hoping to do some sort of Abbey Road mock up … and I though it would be quite fun to see, and also be something I could use in my talks. I find the whole iconography of the hedgehog fascinating. I even had a positive response from Radio 4’s Saving Species programme who were interested in using this to spark a discussion on the true impact of roads on wildlife. This is important because dead hedgehogs, and dead anything else for that matter, is far from the full story. Roads, especially busy roads, act as real, physical barriers to many species. They have a far greater impact on the environment than simply dead beasts.

They agreed and said they would let me know when it was all happening … and I decided, having dealt with PR companies before, not to hold my breath. And a good job too! As the event all took place with not one jot of communication with me, despite promises to the contrary. Even my phone calls were ignored.

And if they had invited me along? Well, then they would not have made the mistake, which has made them look utterly ridiculous. Somehow they have ended up with an African Pygmy Hedgehog in the shot. Have a look at the picture, the hedgehog on the left looks a little different – smaller, whiter spines. That is not a native hedgehog. If Sega want to go helping Atelerix frontalis and Ateleric albiventris, I would suggest they start investing in conservation projects in Africa, not encourage people to take them in as pets.

I have written quite a bit about these before now. These are pet hedgehogs. The craze for keeping them as pets was big and brief in the USA – as is always the case with fad pets. And there are people who would like to see the same thing happen here. Now I have spent plenty of time with these pet hedgehogs and can see why some people, especially those unable to do much in the way of moving themselves, might find them agreeable. They are cute and they can be tamed into cuddliness.

BUT – we have our own wild hedgehogs here, and if the craze does kick off, it is inevitable that unscrupulous dealers will start trying to palm off our wild hedgehogs as pets, and when boredom sets in, as it will do, and people want to get rid of their pets, they will either just release them into the wild – where they will die – or hand them on to a hedgehog rescue centre, that will be poorly equipped to deal with – and unable to re-release the animal.

So, Sega, and your PR machine, it is time to correct the picture and to pay up – there are a number of hedgehog carers who have spent considerable amounts of time and energy, only to feel ignored, and there groups like the BHPS as well – who would all benefit from a fraction of your great wealth. More importantly, there are thousands of hedgehogs out there who would benefit from some scrapings from the Sonic table – oh, and don’t forget the unpaid writers!

Lets see Sega make good on its promises, or lets start a call to boycott Sonic.

And just as a final note – who thought that sticking boots, ‘Sonic’ boots, onto a young hedgehog was going to make it happy? Poor thing looks utterly miserable.

15 thoughts on “Sonic Attack

  1. Sonic the Hedgehog was a good game .. in the 90s!!

    Anyhow, I’m unsurprised by Sega’s PR behaviour but at least they are raising some awareness?

    Can’t believe the hedgehog in Sonic Boots picture – ftw …

    Really like your response and article Hugh 😉

  2. Well said Hugh. This has been a complete farce from start to finish and has involved a heck of a lot of hours from people who are unpaid and don’t actually have that much time due to trying to save the very creatures Sega are now using as advertising material for their new game.

    I would love to know where they got those hogs from as that African Pygmy should never have been outside in these temperatures. Do the owners even know it’s an Pygmy? Seems a pretty fundamental mistake to make if they do and if not, I’m very worried for the poor little thing.

  3. I am disgusted and furious. We are working hard for the benefit of our native hedgehogs and idiots such as Sega and this man Trevor give completely the wrong impression. As mentioned the Pigmy hedgehog should NOT have been used and how terrible that the other hedgehog was put into boots. You have my full support Hugh.

  4. Interesting article.
    Changing the subject slightly i caught the end of a BT advert and i’m sure there were hedgehogs in it.Have you seen it?

    • thanks – and yes, just got an advert in the post from BT with a hedgehog …. I find the repeated use of hedgehogs fascinating … banks, running shoes, cars (yes!) and now BT ….

  5. Hugh, you were right to be cautious about these guys first time round. They lie. It’s their job, their promises are as hollow as the snake in the Garden of Eden. Whilst I have great admiration for entrepreneurs who do well for themselves I have no truck with PR machines who are required to be sociopathic in their dealings with human beings. Those poor hedgehogs looked utterly miserable and I too am very cross.
    Nail them Hugh, the pen may be lighter and mightier than the sword but a mouse-click is lighter and mightier than the pen and twice as deadly. Think about it.

    • thanks Dan – it is interesting that I went into this knowing that there was a high chance of getting shafted – but there is always the chance that they might be good to their word … however, Sega have come out of this looking a little silly and I am now trying to place articles poking fun at them. Was on BBC Wales last night doing just that! now I just need to get my blog picked up by more people …. know any good SEO companies?????? Hope you are doing great over there

      • I do a certain amount of SEO and sadly your blog title isn’t helping. It ranks way down due to the title being the same as an old Hawkwind album which has cult status.

  6. hedhehogs are great Hugh, with my SEO expertise and your special knowledge they could dominate the search engines as well as stepping up within their own environment.
    Gill is quite right about your blog title.

  7. I absolutely love this article. I breed African pgymy hedgehogs and recognized the little one in the picture all the time. I am always asking people never release them in the wild. What a shame there was no promises kept to you for the PR … goes to show how little humanity and even more the big corporations care to keep their word and reputation in tact!

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